Gas Deal for Lower Prices, Lake Don-Tario, Leno Saved Every Penny, Chiefs Roster Set, Butker a Weak Link?, Eli Rips Eligibility Rules, Scottie Wins Big

   It's being called the biggest oil deal in the history of the world as the United States has its hands on 65 billion barrels of Venzuelan oil.  President Trump says gas prices will shoot downward and he's calling in oil execs this week to put pressure on them asap.

   Our favorite Trump impressionist, Shawn Farash, drops a beauty renaming a great lake "Lake Dontario."

   Another comedian, Jay Leno, opened up on a podcast that he was overpaid to host the Tonight Show and never spent a dime of it.  Incredible.

   The Chiefs roster is set and the two biggest questions are offensive line rotations and.... Harrison Butker?  Yes, this is a huge year for KC's longtime kicker and he'd better pull it together.

   Mizzou coach Eli Drinkwitz rips college sports' eligibility rules, KU Athletics as approved a budget that runs on a $13 million deficit and Scottie Scheffler win the Tour Championship.

   Royals announcer Ryan Lefebvre did a really, really nice thing this weekend and our Final Final is Dems boycotting a business where they've never been a customer.